The stupid TV has been tuned to commercial broadcasts lately, as VAL will have her Olympics. I can take or leave the Olympics. The jingoism of the event has always annoyed me. Rah, rah. Go team. It's OK to look at, but the noise -- the constant, useless gabbing of the commentators, the unbearable commercials, the horrible skating music -- drives me to the very verge of violence. Plus how did all that ballroom/ballet skating get into the Olympics? Doesn't Ice Capades exist anymore? Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses? Are there no "Disney on Ice" tours? Put a giant mouse head on those sequined, skating sissies and let them try some pirouettes. And for the love of Yahweh, who chooses the music? Rachmaninov is actually the BEST stuff I've heard, and even that made me pine for the love music from Robot Monster. And the commercials! Damn them! Damn them!!! Adults should not have to look at Ronald McDonald.
Anyway, here's a RATHER BRILLIANT COMMERCIAL. Naturally it's British. Turn the sound up.
Well, here's a commercial of my own. Val has espoused the glory of these things on her SITE and I second the motion. Clorox Disinfecting Wipes. These things are incredible. The housewife of yesteryear had to squirt Fantastik or Windex all over her kitchen counter and tear off a couple of paper towels or use the sponge that's supposedly saved for dishes. Today's Modern Grrl can just pull out one of these moistened towelette-type beauties. THERE IS NO BLEACH IN THEM so your hands won't get hurt and there won't be bleach accidents. They are The Best for a quick kitchen or bathroom cleaning. Doorknobs! Appliances! Faucets! TOILETS! 
They pull up any crud and sanitize everything! Easy! Quick! Doesn't leave streaks! Now with new LEMON or "FRESH" SCENT! Put your shoes on right now and go buy some. And then clean everything! Go nuts! You will hear bacteria screaming in agony!
not for use on unpainted surfaces
avoid contact with ass
