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    People who aren't me.

Contact:

R. M. Schlemielle, Director of The Art Museum Toilet Museum of Art                                  
www.artmuseumtoilet.org                                               
Email: info@artmuseumtoilet.org

Press Room *For Immediate Release

Press Release

THE ART MUSEUM TOILET MUSEUM OF ART - NOW ACCEPTING IMAGES

World-renowned Collection’s First-Ever Call For Submissions

New York, NY, — The Art Museum Toilet Museum of Art, the world’s largest collection of images of art museum toilets taken at various art museums around the world, is seeking to add to its unique collection through a call for submissions from other art museum art toilet aficionados.

The site currently houses exclusive images ranging from the prestigious marble lavatory at the Metropolitan Museum of New York, behind-closed-doors shots of the Hermitage’s latrines and the decaying (yet still flushing) pictures of the MongolianArt Museum’s commodes.

“Our collection is one-of-a-kind, yet we realize that in today’s globalized world that it is important to expand our collection of images,” stated R. M. Schlemielle, Director of The Art Museum Toilet Museum of Art. “We are seeking to have an image from every museum on the globe represented in our collection.”

The Art Museum Toilet Museum of Art was officially founded in 2005 and since its inception, staff members have tirelessly been collecting images from around the world. Believed by experts to be the world’s largest, it was built to showcase the forgotten art that can be found in every museum.

By opening its doors and asking the public to add to its collection, the museum is entering an exciting new chapter for both the museum and the art world.

The official submission process includes sending an image to: submissions@artmuseumtoilet.org. Museum officials ask that each image be labeled with the name of the museum, the day the photo was taken and the name of the photographer. All will be posted if the image is selected.

"The Art Museum Toilet Museum of Art was founded in the spirit of Marcel Duchamp, who in 1917 produced the sculpture “Fountain” and changed the way we view art," Schlemielle said. "This piece essentially showcased that art may not be hanging in the proud walls of a museum gallery, but in the common objects of everyday life -- even in the restroom. This website is asking some of the same questions about the current art establishment and questions what defines high brow art."

For more information about The Art Museum Toilet Museum of Art please contact: info@artmuseumtoilet.org.

*Please note all images sent to the museum become property of the museum and can be printed & distributed at will and become property of The ArtMuseumToiletMuseum of Art.

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The Art Museum Toilet Museum of Art is a collection that features digital works. All images, text, concepts sent to the museum become property of the museum and can be copied, distributed and utilized for marketing collateral at will.

The Museum also sells a catalog, select clothing, postcards, posters, prints and CDs.

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In case you missed it elsewhere.
XO
DOUG



Not my cat.... not Steve's cat. Random cat.



not much goin' on round these parts.


Photo 188

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Steve reports that the NYGASP performances in (where? Somewhere that isn't here, that's all that really matters) are definitely happening. He didn't really say if they were good or bad but if you've got both Alan Hill and Paul Sigrist in the show, at least the men's chorus is entertaining.

The mother of Steve (and myself) has been in the hospital for something like 12 days now. GACK! If you know her and want to send her a card, email me for her new address. dougquint @ yahoo.com

In my own exciting news, some of you loons might know Katie Geissinger, whose name seems to get an incredible 19,100 hits on Google. Most of those hits are probably for her Japanese school-girl porn, but still, it must be nice! Anyhow, tomorrow night I have the pleasure of playing in the orchestra for Honegger's KING DAVID and Ms. G knocked my tits off at rehearsal last night. Here's a link in case you're inclined to come sniff her. I mean hear her.

http://www.dessoff.org/new/

And lastly:

Cat vomit

Love,
DOUG

New Proof! Hitler a Jerk!

Grandma, you never looked so good.

In fact, you sort of look like.... Anna Nicole?

OOPS!!

STICKNEY, Ill. —  A family who arrived at a funeral home to view their 91-year-old grandmother's body found another woman in the casket instead.

The family of Lillian Grogan said the stranger was wearing their grandmother's dress and favorite bracelet at Mount Auburn Funeral Home in Stickney, Ill., on Monday.

The funeral home incorrectly tagged Grogan and another woman's bodies, according to the family.

Grogan was mistakenly buried. Her family got a court order to have her body exhumed Tuesday, and she'll be reburied at a cemetery in Stickney. The other woman's identity wasn't available.

Houston-based Service Corporation owns the funeral home, and a spokeswoman declined to discuss the incident.

Dear Steve,

Haha
Love,
Belial

PSA: recital coming up

Guest bloggist: Doug.

I (DOUG QUINT) have a recital coming up in a few weeks. Please, all of you, attend. I promise it will be even better than the last recital in at least one way: it will be EVEN SHORTER!

Monday, Feb 25
7:30 PM
CUNY Graduate Center, Elebash Recital Hall
365 5th Ave, between 34/35

It's free. I'd tell you all sorts of details, but who really cares? You'll be out by 9:10pm; plenty of time to go have dinner, trolls Craigslist for a date, or groom your cat. You could even do all three if you're an overachiever!

A link that will tell you nothing I didn't already type here. Link added to lend authenticity.


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IMPORTANT NEWS

It's a Holy Night! The Sacred Birth of Mr. Steve is celebrated today, though no one knows exactly when he was really born.

Eat something brown and think of Him.

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