I'm writing to you from the Anchorage Public Library on a keyboard that seems to be full of dandruff! I'll just pretend it's snow.
Anchorage audiences are fantastic. They sure do like their fun. Everybody with whom I've come into contact here has been polite, humorous,and eager to be decent (except when they drive). I think it has something to do with being surrounded by awesome mountains--it helps keep you a little bit humble. I just love it up here. They're doing "Pinafore" next season --Alaskans, begin your letter writing campaign now! Demand the Sir Joseph you deserve! I want more Alaska! Ask me about the "Star Trek" Pinafore I've directed 3 or 4 times. Boffo box office, not too many law suits. Short skirts, monsters, and a plug for British Petroleum. And Keith Jursko doing WIlliam Shatner.
I'd like to talk a little bit about dirty computers....well, ok, my own dirty keyboard. I JUST cleaned it after owning it for 10 YEARS. I squirted 409 on it and then jammed about 20-25 Q-Tips in the crevases to get the shit out. Boy, was it DISCUSTING! Hair, food, boogers-you name it-cme out of this thing onto my cotton swabs. Absolutely gross. However, I don't even think it helped to stop the keys from sticking.
Now I'd like to talk about 'Fart-in-a-Jar.' Has anyone ever heard of this treasure? Yes, yes, my friends - if you're feeling particularly flatulent, and have an extra jar lying around (preferrably decorative)- this is the perfect gift! Eek a nice juicy, long fart out into the jar and close it. Give it to a friend. The friend will never forget you or your thoughtful gift.
Posted by: eva | March 14, 2006 at 01:18 PM
Dear Eva,
Turn your keyboard over and tap it. Junk will fall out. Do this every week.
Disgusted,
DOUG
Posted by: Doug | March 15, 2006 at 11:40 PM
Running through my head, over and over:
The Egg Man didn't do it, Babs! I KNOW the Egg Man didn't do it!
Oh, I don't think he did it either, mother, now shut up and let me think, WILL YOU?
Do something with your blog, or put some baking soda in here to soak up the smell of Eva.
Posted by: Doug | March 17, 2006 at 07:40 PM
I just thought I would let you know that about a year ago I finally threw away my latex deformed-face-melted-eye-prosthetic that I wore in your last Space Ship Pinafore. It was getting kind of oozy and it was starting to smell.
Posted by: Brad Wilson | March 18, 2006 at 10:41 PM